Submit Your Satirical Headline

Got a funny crypto news idea? We'd love to hear it!

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Submission Guidelines

  • • All submissions must be clearly satirical and not impersonate real news outlets
  • • Keep it crypto/finance related and funny
  • • No offensive content - keep it light and entertaining
  • • We may edit or adapt your idea if we use it
  • • Submissions become part of our satirical content

Your funny, satirical crypto headline (10-200 characters)

Optional: provide more context or story direction

Optional: how should we credit you if we use your idea?

Rate limited to 10 submissions per minute

Example Headlines for Inspiration

"Fed Pivots to HODLing, Jerome Powell Seen Buying Dip"

Classic macro/crypto crossover satire

"Whale Accidentally Market Buys Entire Supply of COPE Token"

Playing on crypto whale behavior

"TA Expert Discovers All Charts Look The Same When Zoomed Out Far Enough"

Technical analysis humor

"Local Degen's Portfolio Somehow Green Despite Buying Every Top"

Trading psychology comedy

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