Pump.fun Adds Newsfeed, $FAKENEWS Adds The News

# Breaking Development in Crypto News In a groundbreaking move that absolutely no one saw coming, **Pump.fun** has announced the addition of a newsfeed feature to their platform, coinciding perfectly with the launch of $FAKENEWS token. ## Key Points: - Users can now scroll endlessly through crypto headlines - Each headline guaranteed to move markets by at least 0.01% - Advanced algorithm predicts which news will cause maximum FOMO > "This changes everything," said a totally real crypto analyst who definitely exists. "Now I can lose money while staying informed about why I'm losing money." The integration promises to deliver **real-time market moving headlines** directly to traders' eyeballs, eliminating the dangerous 3.2 seconds it previously took to check Twitter.