Experts Confirm: Selling Is Fake

# Revolutionary Market Research After extensive analysis of diamond hands and paper hands, leading crypto psychologists have concluded that **selling is merely a state of mind**. ## The Science: - 47% of sellers immediately regret their decision - 93% of "sold the bottom" stories are accurate - Selling is directly correlated with immediate price pumps ### Expert Opinion Dr. HODL McDiamond, Professor of Copium Studies at Crypto University, explains: > "Our research shows that the moment someone clicks 'sell', the universe conspires to pump the price. It's basic quantum mechanics, really." **Remember:** If you never sell, you never lose. This is financial advice.* *Not actually financial advice.