EXCLUSIVE: Market Makers Admit They Just Press Random Buttons

# Market Making Exposed In an exclusive interview that definitely happened, anonymous market makers have confessed to running the global economy by **pressing random buttons** on their keyboards. ## The Shocking Truth: - Price discovery is actually just keyboard mashing - Algorithms are just very fancy random number generators - "Technical analysis" was invented to make the chaos seem intentional ### Inside the Operation Deep inside a nondescript building (definitely not made up), we witnessed the truth: > "Yeah, we just hit random keys," admits a shadowy figure in an expensive suit. "Sometimes F5 makes everything go up, sometimes Ctrl+Z crashes the whole market. We're not really sure why." The revelation explains several market mysteries: - Why perfect setups always fail - How NFTs were worth anything - Why everything pumps when you sell **Market efficiency is a myth. It's all just very expensive randomness.**