Chart Goes Down So It Can Go Up

# Breakthrough in Technical Analysis In a development that will reshape how we understand markets forever, leading TA experts have confirmed that **prices sometimes go down before going up**. ## The Discovery: - Extensive research reveals correlation between red candles and green candles - Charts that go down often go up afterward (citation needed) - This pattern has been observed at least twice ### Scientific Proof The evidence is overwhelming: 1. **Historical Data**: Markets have gone up after going down before 2. **Mathematical Models**: Down + Time = Up (probably) 3. **Expert Consensus**: "Trust me bro" - Anonymous Trader > "It's simple physics," explains renowned chart wizard Line McPattern. "What goes down must come up, unless it doesn't. But usually it does. Eventually." ### Investment Strategy Based on these findings, the optimal strategy is clear: - Buy when price goes down - Hold when price stays flat - Celebrate when price goes up - Repeat until rich *Past performance guarantees future results in opposite world.*